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me, jaywalking and making direct eye contact w the car driver that’s barreling toward me: kill me u coward
me, jaywalking and making direct eye contact w the car driver that’s barreling toward me: kill me u coward
What the fuck
This comes around every thanksgiving for like 3 years running now and it activates my fight or flight response
The only thing I trust is the cake but there’s a huge cursed vibe like a god of chaos and disorder decided to have a photoshoot and this is the result
Nothing sucks more than having to act like you’re okay with the way things are
CAUSE THE FUCK AM NOT
This show is everything